Friday, January 17, 2003

Prissy Pants Patty.

My friend Patty is what's nicely referred to as a "girly girl". She can't fathom the thought of leaving the house without her makeup on & her hair done just right. It drives me *INSANE* in the morning because I have never been like that. I don't care what the hell I look like when I'm leaving the house because it's before noon for fuck's sake so leave me alone. Patty could spend 2 hours in the bathroom rearranging hairs on the top of her head. And heaven forbid in that time if she decides she doesn't like her shirt - she will change it 100 times if necessary. Her biggest fear in the morning is that she's going to leave the house without remembering to take her Crest Whitestrips off her teeth. It would be unfortunate, but funny. Almost as funny as when she fell twice in the same day.

Actually, her girly girl stuff fascinates me. My ADD kicks in if I primp for more than 7 minutes. I guess I'm just not a good girl. But Patty is & I love her for it.

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